How you doin' guys?
Reza is kinda depressed because i don't have internet at my new home and my stupid pakistani landlord took the money but he hasn't applied for the internet yet
i'm really sorry that i haven't uploaded for a while
anyways here are some jokes for you
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Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?
Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.
Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.
The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy. 
Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!
A: Magnets have a positive side!
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
From:Reza
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